TSDK No. 59. Journey to the East

A flaneur in Scotland.

1. A fiery, mostly peaceful Reformation.

2. No drones.

3. No zombies.

4. No hope.

5. Ghost story.

6. Love story.

7. Donald where’s your troosers?

8. Yes please.

9. Choose your sadness.

10. Please don’t disappear.

11. Clone zone.

12. Erogenous zone.

13. Scottish problems.

14. Managing the decline.

15. To rebel is justified.

16. Oh Lord! (Devil would like a word).

17. Happiness of the monkey god.

18. First $

19. 144 year old bookshop says farewell.

20. Lobster lovers only.

21. It says here you’re a cunt.

22. As above…

23. …so below.

24. A little sleep, a little slumber.

25. Perfection.

Afterword

It came time to return to the eastern lands, just for a little while. And so I walked and walked under a silver sky, making my way between ancient cities, tracing the jagged line along the water’s edge, absorbing the autumn rain, the cold, the clouds, the wind. They say there’s a west coast too; that at the land’s narrowest point, a mere 25 miles separate the estuaries of the Forth and the Clyde. Yet in Scotland east is east and west is west and ne’er the twain shall meet. I believe them, though, I really do.