Thus Spake Daniel Kalder

Thus Spake Daniel Kalder

TSDK No. 78. I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets!

Christmas with Colonel Sanders, the madness of Fletcher Hanks, pensioner protests and more.

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Daniel Kalder
Dec 07, 2025
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Where does the time go? One minute Colonel Sanders is alive and dropping some hot wax featuring his favorite Christmas songs, the next he’s been dead for 45 years and young people don’t even know he was a real person, let alone a man who loved Christmas. Yet there he is, beaming with happiness, holding up what looks suspiciously like a bucket o…

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